Hot Dog Down a Hallway Potion

This one of a kind hex will make a woman’s “nether-regions” instantly both “incredibly pungent and loose” but also unrealistically large in size and unappealing. This spell is non/reversible and can be refreshed/reinforced once a week or as needed to make the state and appearance of your target’s “lady-parts” absolutely revolting. 😷

Instructions: Carve target name on a black candle and add 6 drops to the wick of the candle. Light for 6 minutes and focus your intention into the flame.